Bazoonka

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dabidagoose
redgoldsparks

My latest comic for The Nib was written by my friend Mike Thompson- it’s his first published comics work! 

The Nib has been a steady source of income and a huge support to me and many other indie cartoonists for years. They publish amazing work, but will be cut loose by their financial backer in July. You can read the official post about it from editor Matt Bors here.  They are still running their kickstarter-funded print magazine, but have to put digital publishing on hiatus until they figure out their next steps. If you’ve been thinking about supporting their membership program, now would be a good time. They have levels from $2 to $40 per month. I really don’t want this to be my last Nib piece! 

instagram / patreon / portfolio / the nib / etsy

ruffboijuliaburnsides

you know what, THIS is how you address historical queer folks of all stripes in a respectful way. you refer to them the way they chose to be referred to, and you say “it’s impossible to know how they would’ve identified in today’s society, but they’re part of our history regardless”.

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I am shocked and appalled that my one blaseball post made in a fit or confusion is how I am remembered by my tumblr in review,,,,, this cannot be my legacy,,,,, where have I gone wrong???

what is a legacy? a memoir from the perspective of someone who’s friend is into blaseball apparently god save the queen the queen being me of course blaseball begrudgingly your tumblr year in review my 2021 tumblr year in review textpost textposts from a disgruntled bassoonist
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I posted 133 times in 2021

33 posts created (25%)

100 posts reblogged (75%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 3.0 posts.

I added 154 tags in 2021

  1. #textpost - 39 posts
  2. #blaseball - 25 posts
  3. #art - 18 posts
  4. #funny - 14 posts
  5. #animals - 14 posts
  6. #politics - 11 posts
  7. #meme - 10 posts
  8. #lgbt - 8 posts
  9. #infinity train - 8 posts
  10. #important - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 102 characters

#the context is i said “i’m just gonna sit here and play scribblenauts on my switch like a six year old

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

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HE STRIKES AGAIN

34 notes • Posted 2021-07-29 17:28:55 GMT

#4

Fuck zodiac signs, what color is your graphing calculator?

46 notes • Posted 2021-05-19 18:14:03 GMT

#3

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I’m sorry WHAT

79 notes • Posted 2021-07-29 04:11:02 GMT

#2

Babe (derogatory)

145 notes • Posted 2021-01-09 05:39:15 GMT

#1

Here’s a memoir from the perspective of someone who’s friend is into blaseball:

He pops in twice a week or so with something. This week it was “the sun is going out”. It was also “oh the breath mints are dead”. What do you mean the breath mints are dead. What do you mean the sun is going out.

Other times he’s like “a week is nine days”. “There are multiple different suns”. “You win by losing the game”. And then my brain has to do a hard reboot.

Also apparently people ascended when they won? And people got married? With ceremonial wedding bats???

Every day he wakes up and chooses chaos. I am genuinely concerned for his sanity.

282 notes • Posted 2021-07-27 03:40:38 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review

I am genuinely appalled that blaseball is how I go down in my tumblr review my 2021 tumblr year in review your tumblr year in review
elfwreck
keuhkopussirotta

You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!”
Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!”
What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!”
Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.”
You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

 You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.

thegrimzuera

“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”

Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.

quarra

I have had this exact fucking argument with my mom.

mastreworld

“Back then we didn’t have all these medications and vaccines…”

No, and my grandmother had lost both her parents to disease at the age of eight.

likorys-shimenawa

Those who would want to speak in supports of more safety and protections the most can’t do it, because they died from lack of it.

elfwreck

“Appliances used to last forever! My cousin has had the same fridge for 40 years!”

How many other fridges were sold 40 years ago? How many of them are still functional?

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